"Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is John Doe, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, then my dad wrote a book called Unordinary, that he dedicated to me. And for 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved the city, transferred to Wellston, saved the city again and again, and uh...I did this *awkward dancing* We...don't talk about this. But despite all the hardships, I love being Spider-Man, I mean, who wouldn't?! So no matter how hard I get hit, I always get back up. Because there's only one thing standing between Wellston and oblivion, and that's me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're lookin at him ;)"