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xxlittlesnowwhitexx has logged in.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx has initiated chat.

You: what. whats happening. whats this.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: Hi Jazzy Wazzy!

You: YOU!

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: *flutters eyelashes innocently* M-m-me?

You: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: I love you too.

You: If I could send you a virtual hammer I would.

You: What’s this anyway? It jammed up your entire laptop.

You: Oops, I mean, my entire laptop (;

You: Sucks to be you, huh.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx is writing…

You: Wow you’re terribly slow at typing aren’t you?  

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: *ignores everything you just wrote* I specially made you an account, aren’t I just wonderful? *angels chorus in unison and halo shimmers on my head*

You: You are absolutely ridiculous. Cut the crap.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: ok i was getting tired n e way

You: Ugh you’re torturing me on purpose. Whatever. Where’s the log off button.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: jaz dun u dare log off on me

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: cuz i noe ur secret n ill b happy to spill

You: I’m sorry but I don’t understand.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: dun act dumb

You: No, really. I don’t understand Greek.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: whatev mega lozer.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: i

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: want

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: my

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: favor

You: Chyeah, and why should I even listen to you?

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: i dun noe, mayb becuz ill destroy u?

You: Nice try little sis.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: I MEAN IT

You: Sure you do. Fine, name your terms. Giving you five seconds.

xxlittlesnowwhitexx is writing…

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3 and a half

xxlittlesnowwhitexx: dun rush me

You: Okay, okay. While you type let me just go vandalize every single wall in Tennessee and you’ll still be finding where the letter ‘a’ resides.

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