Me: *Looks at my phone* HOLY FUCK! GUYS! GET DOWN HERE! I'M DYING!
Everyone: *Runs down*
Mark: WHAT?! NO, PLEASE! WE CAN'T HAVE YOU DIE!
Jack: What's wrong?! Are you sick, hurt?!
Dark: On your period?
Everyone else: DARK!
Dark: WHAT?! It's a fair question!
Me: I'M DYING OF EXCITEMENT! *Screams happily*
Nightmare: For the love of... I woke up for nothing?!
Me: Shush! We reached 2K READS!
Dark: Great... Can we go back to sleep now?
Me: NOPE! PARTY! Nightmare?
Nightmare: Ugh, you're killing me... *She snaps her fingers, party decorations all over the place*
Me: PARTY HATS! *I put party hats on everyone*
Anti: Fucking, I wish I was dead right now...
AA: W-why? P-parties are f-fun!
Jack: Yeah! PARTY TIME!
Nightmare: Not a party until someone goes deaf...
Google: A party is a social gathering of invited guests, typically involving, eating, drinking, and entertainment. Yet, you never invited anyone, so you royally fucked up.
Me: Google, shut up. Don't correct me.
Google: Sorry, sweetheart, but that is my job.
Me: Okay! We're gonna be partying all day and night in celebration of 2,000 reads!
Anti, Dark, Nightmare, and Google: NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
Jack&Mark: YES IT IS!
AA: *He nods his head, blushing*
Me: Yeah! Comment more dares below! And remember, when we get to 60 dares, we move onto the 2nd book with 2 new characters!
Jack: If you guys LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT VOTE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!
Nightmare: *Standing next to Jack* I'm fucking deaf now...
Mark: And as always, we'll see you, in the next chapter. Buh-bye!
