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charlesgitnick; ayeee , callie my dude

callierose; hi charles

charlesgitnick; so baby i was wondering if you could do me this massive favour?

callierose; first im not your baby and if you dare call me that again i will chop your dick off and feed it to your mom

callierose; and second it depends

charlesgitnick; well i have this friend who's really into you but just won't admit it so would you maybe consider taking him to macdonalds

callierose; is this joey your talking about? mark already said that he thinks joeys into me but i doubt it.

charlesgitnick; then why does he only ask for you when he's drunk hmm

callierose; tell him i'll be over in 30 minutes and he's always drunk that's why he asks for me because all his friends are drunk off their asses too

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