charlesgitnick; ayeee , callie my dude
callierose; hi charles
charlesgitnick; so baby i was wondering if you could do me this massive favour?
callierose; first im not your baby and if you dare call me that again i will chop your dick off and feed it to your mom
callierose; and second it depends
charlesgitnick; well i have this friend who's really into you but just won't admit it so would you maybe consider taking him to macdonalds
callierose; is this joey your talking about? mark already said that he thinks joeys into me but i doubt it.
charlesgitnick; then why does he only ask for you when he's drunk hmm
callierose; tell him i'll be over in 30 minutes and he's always drunk that's why he asks for me because all his friends are drunk off their asses too
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drunken snapchats ; joeybirlem
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