drunken snapchats ; joeybirlem

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joeybirlem; so i was wondering if you would want to go on a date with me?

callierose; no

joeybirlem; what! why not?

callierose; your a man whore

joeybirlem; come on callie stop joking i'm being serious :(

callierose; yeah so am i

joeybirlem; i'm so confused callie what the heck

joeybirlem; i haven't done anything wrong have i? is it because i left yesterday when you were asleep? i had to go my mom needed me

callierose; AHAHAHA your acting as if you don't know what you have done

joeybirlem; i'm being legit serious i don't have a clue what i've done wrong

callierose; your a man whore that's what you done wrong

joeybirlem; babe your tripping. i haven't hooked up with anyone since i started to talk to you so stop calling me a man whore i don't appreciate it

callierose; oh go fuck yourself you arrogant prick

joeybirlem; tell me exactly what i did wrong callie because i bet i haven't done anything!!!!! your just over reacting like the drama queen you are

callierose; oh so i'm a drama queen now?!?!??!

joeybirlem; yeah you are. your not telling me what i done wrong and your expecting me to apologise or some shit well to fucking bad because i'm not apologising at all

callierose; i don't want your shitty apology any way. you really want me to tell you what you did

joeybirlem; no. obviously i want to fucking know

callierose; you said you would sleep with my best friend you asshole

joeybirlem; no i didn't

callierose; ella told me you jerk. i honestly thought i could trust you but obviously i can't

joeybirlem; prove it prove that i said that. go on. because i fucking didn't who the fuck told ella i would smash her lmao he isn't my type callie you are

callierose; fine i'll find proof

callierose; sent a photo

callierose; this is aaron's and ella's conversation see there's you fucking proof

joeybirlem; ask chalres i swear to god that is bull shit. we did play smash or pass but i passed everyone except margot robbie. i'm sorry but she's my guilt pleasure

callierose; then what is he talking about huh

joeybirlem; we've fallen out the kid scammed us basically he owes us money and shit

callierose; i don't believe it

joeybirlem; you really want to know what we were talking about huh?!? you we were talking about YOU callie

callierose; why were you talking about me

joeybirlem; we were talking about how i was going to ask you to be my girlfriend but obviously you don't trust me

callierose; oh

callierose; why would aaron say that then?

joeybirlem; because i was telling them how much i liked your then he started being a dick then he said he had feelings for you and obviously i wasn't cool with that then i told him i was gonna tell ella and he apologied and said he didn't mean it. so obviously he wanted to tell her before i could but he's a liar so he mixed the story

callierose; i'm sorry for flipping

joeybirlem; i don't fucking care callie. you didn't even tell me what i done wrong. you called me a fucking man whore. and then you told me to fuck off. i'm not ok with that at all

callierose; well i thought my boyfriend was cheating on me

joeybirlem; i'm your boyfriend?

callierose; well idk but i kinda thought of you as it i guess

joeybirlem; apologise

callierose; i'm super duper sorry for calling you a man whore and i'm sorry for telling you to fuck off and i'm sorry for being a drama queen

joeybirlem; i accept your apology :)

callierose; i'm glad you are :)

joeybirlem; well how about that date?

callierose; i would love to go ok a date with you :)

joeybirlem; also one last question

callierose; what?

joeybirlem; will you be my girlfriend? :)

callierose; id be honoured :)

joeybirlem; i love you smartass :)

callierose; i love you fuckboy :)

{a/n if you remember those nicknames your an og. this was before callie baby :) } also this chapter is really long