Elaine: yall im gonna go make more oj
Asslo: Don't drink it.
Elaine: maybe
Elaine: maybe not
Asslo: Shaking my head.
Elaine has gone offline
Sera: fuck you
John: what she said
Isen: as arlo quietly lets tears drip down his face
Isen: he sighs and turns his phone off
Isen: planning a way out of this cruel world
Blyke: that was actually really good
Blyke: i can see how you're on the press again
Remi: that made me tear up
Asslo: I haven't cried in like five years.
Asslo: I'm not about to break my record.
Elaine: You didn't even cry after your last gf broke up with you?
Asslo: I broke up with her.
Sera: but seriously
Sera: who would even date asslo
Elaine: ahEM
Sera: besides toothpaste girl i mean
John: apparently some students @ school have a little fanbase
John: and they want me and asslo to date
Asslo: I would rather die.
John: I would rather have Claire call me a monster and go through one year of re adjustment classes than go on 1 date with you
John: Because honestly you can go die
Blyke: john's sadistic tendencies are coming outtt
Isen: oooOOOOoooOOOoOO
Sera: john's not sadistic
Sera: i would know
John: what kind of person do you think i am?
Asslo: As much as I hate John, it's safe to say that he isn't sadistic.
John: for once you actually became a mean person instead of very mean
Asslo: ...Thank you?
John: it wasn't a compliment
Sera: i love these cookies
John: is my cookie ok
Sera: yes i saved it for you
John: thank you
Remi: they're meant to be together
Blyke: yes
John: ^
Sera: ^^
Asslo: ig
Sera: OMG
Sera: DID ASSLO ACTUALLY TEXT LIKE A NORMAL PERSONNNNN
Asslo: stop calling me asslo
Sera: hE DIDDD
John: you're excited so ig im excited too
John: but asslo is a fucking useless piece of garbage
John: so there
John: the truth has been said
Asslo: I'm sorry for hurting you
John: STFU LIAR
Sera: shh
John: oh take a video now
Sera: brb
Isen: why are you making a compilation of john crying
Blyke: do tell
Sera: video.mpv
Sera: to show how far he's come
John: ive come faaaar
John: like blyke
John: i dont hurt you anymore
Blyke: thank you
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Blyke: she cried
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
