the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

||glitter & glue||

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

Officer: i want to

John: you want to what

Officer: i want to light a candle feel the wax

John: what the hell

John: are you high

Officer: no, just insanely sleep deprived

John: same

Asslo: WHAT THE FUCK

Blick: it's 'what the flippety fuck'

Asslo: banana fuck came back

Elaine: my rage mode has been activated

Asslo: and she keeps running her fingers down my back it's dRIVING ME INSANE

Remi: just ask elaine to take care of her!

Officer: i didnt know remi was so dark

Elaine: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

Remi: on a second thought, no

Asslo: elaine, attack

Elaine: kk gimme a minute

One singular minute later

Elaine: i performed defenestration on her

Officer: then explain to me why she is coated in glitter and glue

Elaine: i may have gone a little psycho...

John: what the fuck, elaine

Elaine: john i have a confession to make

John: yes?

Elaine: i think you're really hot

John: bitch the whole school thinks that

Officer: it's true

Officer: i mopped the floor with a girl who was gonna ask him out

Calid: wait

Calid: john are you bleeding

John: uh

John: yeah

Calid: there's a fucking blood trail to your door

John: *ahem* who do you think used her fucking nails to stab my ankles

Officer: oh come on

Officer: it was funny to see your face twist in pain

John: BLYKE OR BLICK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

John: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Blick: yes

John: is seraphina sadistic

Blick:

Blick: i aint getting in the middle of that shit

Remi: lol same

John: sera sit in my lap

Officer: ...

Officer: why

John: just do it

Officer: fine

Elaine: I JUST HEARD UNHOLY SCREECHING COME FROM JOHN'S DORM

Elaine: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER

John: payback

Officer: IT HURTSSsSSSS

Calid: w-what did you do, john

John: i pinched her

Blick: that's it?

Blick: my eardrums are blown out

Officer: DIE BITCH

John: WAIT

Blick: i walked in on them having a fight

Calid: as all couples do

Blick: no they're actually fighting

Blick: using their abilities and such

Asslo: finally a decent fight

Blick: WAIT WHAT

Blick: SERAPHINA'S LOSING

Calid: WAIT

Calid: WHAT THE FUCK

Elaine: SERA FIGHT BACK

Remi: I WILL GIVE JOHN A HORRIBLE STATIC SHOCK THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM AND PLAY IT OFF AS AN ACCIDENT

Officer: i won :D

Blick: wait WHAT

Blick: we all thought you went under

Officer: i did

Officer: and then i grabbed his shirt and threw him

Officer: it was fun :D

John: how are you so strong

John: i weigh like 50 pounds more than you

Asslo: You're fat

John: muscle weighs more than fat you dumbass

John: and also aren't you supposed to be calm cool and collected

Asslo: i gave up on that

Asslo: elaine literally threw a brick at my head when i was sleeping

Elaine: lol ur face

Officer: 1) i won thanks to me being 0.5 levels above you

Officer: 2) elaine threw a brick at asslo's giant lemon head and he didn't get mad????

Asslo: It didn't hurt that much because of my passive

Elaine: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

i thought i published this part yesterday...but i didn't oops sorry about that

coming next:

Elaine: is that seraphina's way of telling that useless dried up marker to shut up

Officer: indeed it is