the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

tHe biRtHdAy pArTy 2

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

[landing]

Leilah: We're landing

Cecile: Ty Mrs Obvious

Cecile: *Miss

Cecile: Wait, are you married?

Leilah: What do you think, Seesaw?

John: I like her

Thirty: She's okay

Leilah: I helped you get your ability back

Thirty: That's why I didn't say "she's a horrible betrayer pathetic runaway wildchild"

Leilah: Touché

Lie: MY EARS AHHHHH

Rind: Shhh it'll be okay

Lie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thirty: Bitch I heard that scream all the way from first class

Elaine: Hey sera

Thirty: Ye

Elaine: What are you gonna do about that lesbian?

Thirty: I gave her a fake number

Elaine: No you didn't

Thirty: I DIDN'T?!

Elaine: You gave her your real number because ever since we swapped numbers, you think mine is yours

Thirty: UCK

Thirty: UCK UCK UCK

Thirty: *FUCK

Thirty: *FUCK FUCK FUCK

Calid: Yikesss

Lie:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fok: Oh shut the fuck up

[after landing and getting their bags]

Lie: My ears are better now

Calid: Good

Lie: My aunt arranged for four hotel rooms

Elaine: Just four?

Lie: 4 couples

Fok: Elaine, I'm going to tie you to the headrest of the bed and then sleep on the couch

Elaine: Kinky but no

Thirty: John, I will kick your dumb ass out of that bed if you pull my hair again

John: I thought it was a pillow

Thirty: HOW DOES HAIR LOOK LIKE A PILLOW, BITCH?!

John: s-sorry...

Rind: Me and Blyke have no issues!

Lie: :O

Rind: We do?

Lie: :(

Rind: Oh, we don't

Lie: :DDD

Rind: Good!