Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Calid - Isen
Calid: im grounded
Blick: how was your sister there
Calid: my parents always fly in for my stupid birthday
Remi: wow
Remi: you're dumb
Calid: tHANK YOU, REMI
John: smart move, sera
Sera: shh you don't want them to know
Asslo: you don't want us to know what?
Sera: n-nothing
Asslo: im sensing that this is some weird sex thing
John: bitch
John: sera was controlling who the bottle landed on with her time ability
Sera: ;)
Asslo: sO YOU MADE ME LAND ON BLYKE FOUR TIMES
Blick: it's not like we actually kissed
Asslo: I HAD TO HUG THIS BASTARD
Asslo: FOUR FUCKING TIMES
Blick: so mean im not that bad
Asslo: YES. YES YOU ARE.
Elaine: im gonna kill everybody here
Remi: uhhhhh
John: what the fuck
John has temporarily muted Remi.
Sera: i would get mad but dang bitch that's some toxic shit
Elaine: ARLO I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
Asslo: Here we go again
Elaine: I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A DUFFEL BAG
Asslo:
Asslo: No.
Calid: you know it's serious when asslo breaks out that good grammar
Elaine: I'm sorrryyyyyy about that last time but PLEASE
John: wtf happened last time
Sera: elaine drugged asslo and tried to shove him into a duffel bag but he was too big
John: ah, okay
Asslo: no
Elaine: PLEASE
Asslo: no
Elaine: ill give you some orange juice and hot chocolate
Asslo: your orange juice is literally paint mixed with milk and your hot chocolate is dog shit mixed with whatever the fuck
Elaine: seraphina gave my secret recipe out >:[
Sera: your cooking is a fucking hazard to entire population
Elaine: and yours isn't?
John: elaine does have a point
Sera: WHY DON'T I GO CHEAT ON YOU WITH ISEN HUH
Calid:
Calid: what the fuck
Calid: i actually used to have a crush on you in my freshman year
Sera: first of all
Sera: to john: my cooking is good. Yes it may have made you run to the bathroom to puke occasionally but it's still good.
Sera: to isen: what the actual fuck, isen.
John: bruh
John: i nearly died
Sera: that was ONE TIME
Calid: tea
John: i got food poisoning
Sera: so?
John: doc had to rush me to the ER and get my stomach pumped because i was literally dying
Sera: eh it's all water under the bridge
John:
John: you're not getting any sandwiches tonight
Sera: i deserve that
Elaine: you sure do
Elaine: also
Elaine: I'M GONNA KILL YOU BLYKE
Blick: ;-;
Blick: WHY
Elaine: you took my hair brush
Blick: why would i need your hair brush?
Elaine: IDK
Elaine: you used my bathroom and NOW IT'S GONE
Blick: you probably just misplaced it
Elaine: get over here
Blick: why
Elaine: imma step on you
Blick: or?
Elaine: I will tell sera to tell john to attack you
Sera: john fire up
John: activation has been engaged
Blick: okay okay im coming
Elaine: die bitch
Asslo: elaine's stepping on blyke
Calid: i need a picture of this
Elaine: don't touch my stuff
Elaine: got it?
Blick: yes ma'am
Elaine: good
Elaine: NOW GET THAT FUCKING DUFFEL BAG YOU LEMON TURD I NEED TO PUT BLYKE IN IT
Asslo: fine
Sera: i want sandwiches
John: NO
Sera: pls
John: NO
Sera: fine
Sera: tomorrow?
Calid: you're really thirsty aren't you?
Sera: shut up you rip-off jack o lantern
John: don't be so thirsty sera
John: also, to answer your question...
John: ill think about it
the rookie's new episode is literally the bomb
like AHHH this is why i love first responder tv
also COME ON LET'S GO CHENFORD FOR THE WINNNNN
coming next:
John: that was a nightmare
Sera: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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