the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

nyoom off the school

Sera: BAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Blyke: wtf is going on

Isen: john challenged asslo to a fight

Isen: winner gets champagne

Sera: champagne is my favorite

Remi: u had alcohol?

Sera: i can freeze time and rob stores

Remi:

Elaine: a tiny crowd has gathered to watch john and arlo fight

Sera: *asslo

Blyke: HAHAHAHHAHA

Blyke: this one kid shouted START DATING and john blasted him to england

Blyke: john tries to come at   ̶a̶s̶s̶l̶o̶  arlo but misses and falls off the roof

Elaine: im w h e e z i n g

Sera: crashland.png

Isen: john be running up dem building

Remi: john looks so angry

Sera: he always looks pissed

Remi: true

Isen: john is just waiting for ̶a̶s̶s̶l̶o̶ arlo's ability now

Isen: but arlo be waiting for john's attack

Sera: lol they're just standing there

Blyke: sOME KID SHOT A BEAM IN BETWEEN THEM

Blyke: john's q u a k i n g in anger

Isen: aSSLO LITERALLY SAT DOWN BAHAHAHAHHAH

Sera: JOHN JUST WALKS OVER AND SLAPS HIM IM CRYING

Remi: ok but arlo is p i s s e d

Elaine: he attempts to nyoom john off the roof but forgets that john is a solid 1.2 levels above him

Sera: JOHN SWINGS AT ASSLO BUT TRIPS

Sera: HE'S LITERALLY DANGING OVER THE EDGE OF THE SCHOOL

Blyke: ASSLO JUST STEPPED ON HIS FINGERS BAAHHAHAHA

Blyke: WHAT THE FUCK

Blyke: LIKE H O W

Sera: im d y i n g

Isen: ok now the real fight will start

Remi: finally

[after the fight]

John: guess who won

Sera: you

Blyke: you

Remi: you

Isen: you

John: yep

Asslo: i feel like i got hit by a van

John: i got hit by a van that crashed through your weak-ass barrier

Asslo: no need to gloat

Remi: is everybody okay?

John has temporarily muted Remi.

John: stop having random pinkie pie mood swings bitch

Sera: describe your injuries @john @asslo

John: broke my leg, broke my arm, bruised ribs, eh

Asslo: where should i start

Asslo: shattered leg, snapped arm, broken ribs, AND I EVEN BROKE MY ORBITAL BONE