Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Calid - Isen
John: funtime.png
Calid: what the flippety fuck
Sera: we beat the shit out of zeke
Calid: i see you had a threesome
John: i will personally come over and kill you with 0 mercy
Calid:
Blick: zeke does not look good
Asslo: kind of like how john demolished me
John: therapy never worked for me :))))
Sera: wait john
Sera: how many hours does the crying compilation have
John: like 3 or 4
Elaine: how tf do you still have tears and aren't super dehydrated
John: i drink a shit ton of water
Sera: lol he's like taking sips of a 2 liter water bottle rn that he managed to finish 3/4 in 20 minutes
John: i drink water because i cry a lot
Sera: i cry too but i dont drink enough water to kill an elephant
John: true
Remi: john are you okay?
John: i have ptsd among other things
John: no im not okay
Remi: makes sense
Sera: john do you mind if i shove my feet in your face
John: yes
Sera: doing it anyway
John: auisaju
John: esditnkfe
John: AUGH STOP
Sera: heh
Elaine: that's disgusting seraphina
Sera: noooooooo
Elaine: john tell her to stop
John: why? I'm the one who's sitting here, not you
Elaine: but isn't it gross
John: i can make her stop
Sera: how
John: let's make blyke mad about his counter
Asslo: what the fuck did i just walk into
Blick: NOOOOOO DON'T TOUCH THAT COUNTER I JUST CLEANED IT NOOOOO
Sera: too bad
Blick: i swear i will come there and disrupt everything
Sera: i will freeze your internal organs until you die a painful death
Blick:
Blick: why u so mean
Sera: because remi can fuck you, that's why
Remi:
Remi: eXCUSE ME I WOULDN'T DARE
John: tea
Sera: oh unlike in middle school
Remi: i was going through a phase!
Blick: what the actual fuck is going on
Sera: ask remi
Remi: nothing nothing nothing
Blick: tell me or your shrimp goes in the trash
Remi: I SPENT HOURS WATCHING THAT VIDEO OF GORDON RAMSAY MAKING IT
Remi: the electric chair will seem relaxing when i'm done with you
Calid: angry remi
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So with a playful wink and smile, she rewinded time and made it stop on Cecile.
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
