Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[weekend]
Calid: I WANNA TASTE YOPUR CONTENT
Lie: HOLD YOUR CARTS AND FEEL THE TARGET
John: You dumbasses
John: It's "Hold your breath and feel the tension"
John: Also whatever happened to your target cart?
Calid: Vaughn made me return it :((((
Thirty: That was probably for the best
Thirty: You were running around with a fake bloody head in it
Thirty: The elementary school kids who were here for a tour fainted
John: That sounds like something I'd do
Thirty: NOT ON MY WATCH BUDDY
Elaine: Hey guys!!
Elaine: Blyke's little brother is here!!!
Lie: B I T C H
Lie: NOOOO
Lie: DAMMIT RODNEY GET BACK HERE
Fok: "Rodney"
Fok: Your parents hated him
Elaine: John, Seraphina!!
John: FOR THE LAST TIME
John: I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER ANYONE WHO ASKS ME TO KISS SERA SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE A PICTURE FOR THE YEARBOOK
Thirty: pfft-
Thirty: There's already one in the school paper
John: I S E N
Calid: NOOOO
Calid: IT'S CECILE'S FAULT
John: BOTH OF YOU GIMME YOUR HEADS ON A SLIVER PLATTAH
Elaine: HAY
Elaine: Isen's little sister is here too
Elaine: SOoooooo, B A B Y S I T
Thirty: I'd rather die
John: What she said
Elaine: I can't cuz I have a test
Fok: I have King duties
John: B U L L S H I T
Calid: I have press duties
Rind: I have Queen duties
Lie: I have Jack duties
Thirty: I have Ace duties
John: I have Joker duties
Elaine: Yall are the fucking power couple
Rind: I saw you take down mall security in ten seconds!!
John: Stop fangirling over us
Thirty: Naw John it's okay
Thirty: What's the worst that could happen?
Fok: That's what everyone says in the movies
Fok: And then, the worst happens
Thirty: Yeah but I'm not a pathetic 6.3 like you
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