The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

The Hashtags Have To Stop

I read a GREAT fanfic about the Batfamily where Bruce was out of Gotham and the kids all ended up slowly getting Instagrams and posting their night activities on it. 

Had to make my own version! <3

I OWN NOTHING!

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"Smile!" Dick clicked a button on his pastel orange phone, Oranga. (Or-ah-n-j-ah)

The picture was taken before anyone could stop him. 

"Why did you do that?" Jason asked, slightly angry. 

"Posting it!" Dick skipped away without answering any questions. 

"Uhm... posting what?" Tim asked. 

They all soon got a  buzz from their notifications on their own phones. 

'Instagram: NightieWing posted a photo.' 

They all clicked to see what it was. 

The picture was of all of them in their suits and masks, lounging around, talking.

'Fam is chilling! #DownTime #PatrolSoon!'

"Why would he post this? This will get us into trouble!" Damian glared. 

"How will it get us into trouble?" Steph asked.

"Everyone can see in the Batcave, idiot." Jason rolled his eyes. 

"I mean, they can't see that much. It's just us." Steph said. 

"They can see the dinosaur." Tim said. 

Sure enough, most of the comments were about the giant dinosaur in the Batcave. 

A hashtag started on that particular picture though, #FreeTheDinosaur.

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The next picture posted was not the normal selfie or family pic. 

It was a blown up building.

All that Nightwing had for it was;

'It wasn't my fault. #NightwingOopsies #NightieNoNo' 

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Steph was the next one to post a picture of Red Hood putting lipstick on Black Bat's lips. 

'How does he know how to do this? #FashionestaRedHood #SecretMakeUpArtist' 

Dick laughed when he saw BestBatgirl's post. 

And the fans did too!

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Damian's black phone pinged as a notification came up.

'Instagram: Red_Robin_Rocks posted a picture.'

Damian sighed but clicked the notification which took him to Instagram. 

It was a picture of Nightwing completely asleep at the Batcomputer, drool falling down the side of his face. 

Damian blushed, embarrassed for Grayson. 

'NightieWing is taking a NightieNap. #SleepyVigilante #Gross' 

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Cass smirked as she hit the post button. 

That should teach Damian not to mess with her room again!

TheBlackBat posted a video of Robin asleep on Nightwing's lap as Nightwing held him close and finished typing up a report. 

As Cass got closer to Nightwing and the sleeping Robin, you could hear Robin purring in his sleep. 

'Just going to leave this here. #SleepyVigilante #TiredRobin #PurrLittleBird'

#PurrLittleBird became a thing that day. 

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Jason's posts were a bit more violent then the others. 

But occasionally he would have a sweet one instead of his usual beaten-to-a-pulp criminals. 

Today was one of those days. 

It was a picture taken atop of one of the many skyscrapers in Gotham. 

However, it was a picture of Nightwing feeding Robin a piece of cake, with three cups of coffee on a ledge above them. 

'NightDad is here. #Thisiscute #Toocute #Thisissocuteitissickening #Imgoingtobesick #NightDad #DaddyNightwing #BabyRobin' 

If anyone asked, Robin would deny it later. 

But the photo was still on RedHoodGatYa's Instagram. 

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A ding ringed throughout the Justice League's mainroom during a group mission organization session.  

"Who didn't turn off their cell phone?" Superman asked. 

Surprisingly, Batman took out an all black phone and looked at it. 

'Instagram: RedHoodGatYa posted a picture.'

It was a picture of Nightwing under some blankets, listening to music from his blue headphones. 

'NightieWing isn't so happy right now. #AngryBirdie #IntrovertedNightwing'   

Batman snorted at the last hashtag. 

Who ever hear of an introverted Nightwing?

That was impossible. 

Everyone at the meeting was shocked when they heard Batman snort in laughter. 

"Oh gosh, something bad happened!" Flash fake fainted. 

"No. Just introverted Nightwing." Batman snorted again. 

"Introverted Nightwing? That's a thing? Is that even possible?" asked Flash.  

"Apparently." Batman smirked.